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Reminiscences of a Literary Life
CHAP. XV
WILLIAM BROCKEDON
INTRODUCTION & INDEXES
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INTRODUCTION
PREFACE
CONTENTS
CHAP. I
SHELLEY
CHAP. II
JOHN KEATS
THOMAS CAMPBELL
CHAP. III
GEORGE DOUGLAS
CHAP. IV
WILLIAM STEWART ROSE
CHAP. V
SAMUEL ROGERS
SAMUEL COLERIDGE
CHAP. VI
HARTLEY COLERIDGE
CHAP. VII
THOMAS MOORE
WILLIAM LISLE BOWLES
CHAP. VIII
THOMAS DE QUINCEY
JAMES MATHIAS
CHAP. IX
MISS MARTINEAU
WILLIAM GODWIN
CHAP. X
LEIGH HUNT
THOMAS HOOD
HORACE SMITH
CHAP. XI
SIR JAMES MACKINTOSH
MRS. JAMESON
JANE AND ANNA PORTER
CHAP. XII
TOM GENT
CHAP. XIII
VISCOUNT DILLON
SIR LUMLEY SKEFFINGTON
JOHN HOOKHAM FRERE
CHAP. XIV
LORD DUDLEY
LORD DOVER
CHAP. XV
SIR THOMAS LAWRENCE
‣ WILLIAM BROCKEDON
CHAP. XVI
SIR ROBERT PEEL
SPENCER PERCEVAL
CHAP. XVII
MOUNTSTUART ELPHINSTONE
MR. DAVIS
CHAP. XVIII
ELIJAH BARWELL IMPEY
CHAP. XIX
ALEXANDER I.
GEORGE CANNING
NAPOLEON
QUEEN HORTENSE
ROSSINI
CHAP. XX
COUNT PECCHIO
MAZZINI
COUNT NIEMCEWITZ
CHAP. XXI
CARDINAL RUFFO
CHAP. XXII
PRINCESS CAROLINE
BARONNE DE FEUCHÈRES
CHAP. XXIII
SIR SIDNEY SMITH
CHAP. XXIV
SIR GEORGE MURRAY
CHAP. XXV
VISCOUNT HARDINGE
CHAP. XXVI
REV. C. TOWNSEND
CHAP. XXVII
BEAU BRUMMELL
CHAP. XXVIII
AN ENGLISH MERCHANT
THE BRUNELS
APPENDIX
INDEX
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WILLIAM BROCKEDON, ARTIST AND LECTURER

Poor Brock is gone, and I am sorry for it. I had known him exactly a quarter of a century. He always appeared to be a strong, tough, hale man, likely to reach the age of fourscore. Of late years I had not seen very much of him, but at one time we used to meet rather frequently at John Murray’s, Charles Turner’s, Blewitt’s, and elsewhere. The last time we met was in the summer of 1852, on board a steamer going from Folkestone to Boulogne, when I found my somewhat corpulent and grey-headed friend, equipped with a green wide-awake, and attired in very wide trousers, grey gaiters, and a drab-coloured blouse—a costume in which, it appears, our English tourists now like to exhibit themselves to the gaze of Continentals.

Being very much of a Liberal, he was wishing for another Revolution, or for more barricades to upset Louis Napoleon. But, among the many subjects which my friend would discuss with great vehemence and fluency, without understanding anything about them, politics stood conspicuous. But Brockedon had a great deal of merit and much varied talent. He was born and bred in the genial county of Devon, which has given birth to so many of our artists, and was brought up there to the very humble calling of a watchmaker, or rather watchmender. But he early displayed some ability in drawing and etching,
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and he cultivated this talent, came up to London, and became an artist by profession. He began as an etcher and engraver, and did a quantity of creditable work in this line. He was more fortunate than the great majority of these ingenious adventurers; a marriage with a worthy person who had a moderate fortune set him quite at ease as to worldly circumstances. He now quitted the etching-needle and the burin for pencil, brush, and palette. I cannot conscientiously say that he very much distinguished himself as a painter, but he certainly gained distinction as a sketcher of scenery.

See his “Passes of the Alps,” his views in Italy, and other works. He travelled considerably, and at the same time he addicted himself to physics or natural philosophy. He lost his wife, to his very great grief, but her property and a dear son remained, and on him he seemed to raise all his hopes for the future, all his bright visions. By degrees he had become acquainted with most of the celebrities of the day. He had a very handsome sort of album, in which he had cleverly drawn, in pencil or chalk, the portraits of all his friends or acquaintances—politicians, poets, painters, sculptors, and engravers. He did me the honour of including my effigies, and at a period when I was little known in England, in 1831. “I shall make no use of these things while I live,” said he, “but it will be interesting hereafter. I intend it as an heirloom to my boy, and if he turn out a man of taste and feeling he will prize it, and if he choose he may have the sketches engraved and published.” Poor Brock! Another striking specimen of the “vanity of human wishes.” The child lived on to youth, and then followed his mother to the grave, leaving his father for many years if not a solitary man—for that Brock never could be—yet a man without Lares or Penates, with a lonely home-hearth. He betook himself more than ever to natural and experimental philosophy, and not con-
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tent with dissertations at dinner parties and soirées, he took to public lecturing in the Royal Institution and other much-frequented places, too needless of the fact that his knowledge of the subjects discussed was imperfect. On one or two subjects, such as the history of engraving, he had information to give, and was worth listening to; but, on demand, or on his own offer, he would take up almost any subject or topic. I never knew but one other man who was so bold and impromptu a lecturer; this was
Captain Maconochie, of “Prison Discipline” and “Norfolk Island” celebrity. When through indisposition or other accident a lecturer failed in his appointment, people present would say, “Where’s Captain Maconochie?” And the Captain would jump up and lecture away the whole of the time stipulated—about anything, or about next to nothing at all.

When wife and son were both gone, poor Brockedon became invaded with the spirit of money-making, and of commercial speculation. I know not how many schemes and joint-stock companies he took up or joined; but I remember that the whole aspect of his home—a very nice old-fashioned house in Queen Anne’s Square—was entirely changed; for instead of meeting with artists, men of letters, and musicians there, one met miners, brokers, projectors, managers of companies, and other men who had “shares,” “premiums,” and “cent. per cent.,” scarified on their countenances.

I think it must have been about the year 1836 that Brocky became excessively long-winded on the subject of stopping bottles. Meet him where you would, you were sure to hear a denunciation of corks. “Cork,” said he, “is an antiquated barbarism, a vile solecism, a monstrous imposition on an ignorant, unthinking public! Cork never properly preserves your wine, but it often gives it a bad flavour, and so spoils it. For stopping your bottles and decanters there is nothing like caoutchouc,
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commonly called india-rubber. I have joined in a patent, and am aiding in the manufacture of such corks. Take my advice, and furnish yourself immediately with india-rubber corks. You will find them a great comfort and a great saving. Hand me a claret bottle and that decanter, and I will show you how they act.” And here he would produce a pocketful of his patented stoppers, experimentalize with them, and harangue about them as long as he could find a single listener. “Hang that fellow!” said
Matthew Hill one evening. “I wish I could cork him! I wish I could stop him hermetically!” Whatever he might be going to say—however trivial or trite—Brockedon always preluded by assuming either a very arch and knowing, or a very solemn look, in which he was aided by thick and projecting eyebrows and by other peculiarities of physiognomy. Miss Knight, now Mrs. George Clowes, who had a good deal of her father’s wit, with a great deal more humour than her father ever possessed, said: “For a long time, and until I knew him better, I was always expecting that Brockedon was going to say something very witty or uncommonly wise; he is a disappointing man; I have heard nothing from him but commonplace.” One might, indeed, have repeated of Brocky what Dr. Johnson said of a certain player: “His conversation usually threatened and announced more than it performed; he fed you with a continual renovation of hope, to end in a constant succession of disappointment.”

William Brockedon was a friendly, rather warm-hearted, and “serviceable” man. He must have made very considerable sums by some of his publications, for he was always rather a keen man of business, and the property his wife brought him put him above subjection to the whims or the rapacious tyranny of the booksellers and publishers, and of the vendors of engravings. He had an affection for the memory of that oddest of odd artists, his
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county-man, old
Northcote. Sometime after that painter’s death, he brought out an edition of his Fables, with a short Memoir prefixed, and with many choice woodcuts—a book well worth possessing. I know not of what he died, in 1854, at the age of sixty-six, but he is dead. Cosi va! l’uno dopo l’altro! Our friends fall fast; with those who remain we must close up the ranks, and stand shoulder to shoulder.

I knew James Northcote, R.A., a Devonshire man and confirmed old bachelor, in 1814, when he was living like a solitary old spider in a cob-webbed house in Argyle Street. Brockedon, who attempted to write his life, had many curious tales about him. Northcote had a cordial hatred for his county-man, poor Haydon, who, on his side, hated all the members of the Royal Academy, quoad Academicians, and who contrived to quarrel with nearly every man he met half a dozen times.

“Isn’t this beautiful!” said old Jemmy, showing Brockedon The Times newspaper. “Isn’t this charming! Here’s the King has been sending for Haydon to go down to Windsor Castle, and to take the daub of a picture, called ‘The Mock Election’ with him! I wish to Christ the King had knighted him! I only wish he had knighted him! It would have shown how Art is appreciated by Royalty!”

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