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INTRODUCTION
PREFACE
CONTENTS
CHAP. I
SHELLEY
CHAP. II
JOHN KEATS
THOMAS CAMPBELL
CHAP. III
GEORGE DOUGLAS
CHAP. IV
WILLIAM STEWART ROSE
CHAP. V
SAMUEL ROGERS
SAMUEL COLERIDGE
CHAP. VI
HARTLEY COLERIDGE
CHAP. VII
THOMAS MOORE
WILLIAM LISLE BOWLES
CHAP. VIII
THOMAS DE QUINCEY
JAMES MATHIAS
CHAP. IX
MISS MARTINEAU
WILLIAM GODWIN
CHAP. X
LEIGH HUNT
THOMAS HOOD
HORACE SMITH
CHAP. XI
SIR JAMES MACKINTOSH
MRS. JAMESON
JANE AND ANNA PORTER
CHAP. XII
TOM GENT
CHAP. XIII
VISCOUNT DILLON
SIR LUMLEY SKEFFINGTON
JOHN HOOKHAM FRERE
‣ CHAP. XIV
LORD DUDLEY
LORD DOVER
CHAP. XV
SIR THOMAS LAWRENCE
WILLIAM BROCKEDON
CHAP. XVI
SIR ROBERT PEEL
SPENCER PERCEVAL
CHAP. XVII
MOUNTSTUART ELPHINSTONE
MR. DAVIS
CHAP. XVIII
ELIJAH BARWELL IMPEY
CHAP. XIX
ALEXANDER I.
GEORGE CANNING
NAPOLEON
QUEEN HORTENSE
ROSSINI
CHAP. XX
COUNT PECCHIO
MAZZINI
COUNT NIEMCEWITZ
CHAP. XXI
CARDINAL RUFFO
CHAP. XXII
PRINCESS CAROLINE
BARONNE DE FEUCHÈRES
CHAP. XXIII
SIR SIDNEY SMITH
CHAP. XXIV
SIR GEORGE MURRAY
CHAP. XXV
VISCOUNT HARDINGE
CHAP. XXVI
REV. C. TOWNSEND
CHAP. XXVII
BEAU BRUMMELL
CHAP. XXVIII
AN ENGLISH MERCHANT
THE BRUNELS
APPENDIX
INDEX
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CHAPTER XIV
LORD DUDLEY AND WARD

In the neighbourhood of Rome, on the top of Mount Soracte, I met an English gentleman, followed by a high-bred, unmistakable English dog, the sort of dear creature I had not seen for some years. I was little more than a youth at that time (1821), and even now that I am getting into the vecchi anni I am not ashamed to confess that at the time of this meeting I was amusing myself by pitching stones down the steep end of the Horatian mountain, to see how far they would roll, and how many they would carry along with them; and that my acquaintance with an illustrious man was preceded by my making friends with his dog. The gentleman, a great many years my senior, addressed me, and we got into talk about the Campagna of Rome, a good part of which lay outspread beneath us, about the malaria, and other topical subjects. I was greatly struck by the originality and spirit of some of his remarks, and could easily make out that he was a high-bred and highly educated man. Such a description of person was not, and, thank God! is not yet, very rare among Englishmen in easy or even uneasy circumstances.

We parted on the ridge of Soracte, without my knowing or much caring who or what he was. But, not many days after, I renewed my acquaintance with the beautiful dog and his master in the Colosseum, when the talking unit of the duo very kindly recognized me, and fell into talk—clever, original,
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delightful talk. Shortly after this, I met him again at the house of
Torlonia, the Roman Prince-banker; and there, for the first time, learned that he was the Hon. H. Ward, heir to the Earldom of Dudley and Ward. Even then, he was very wealthy, and was living at Rome in princely style.

We again met repeatedly; he was exceedingly kind, and what was more, exceedingly amusing; and if not instructive, suggestive. But I was shy of his rank; and had, at that time, rather a mistaken notion of the morgue of our English aristocracy.

Long after this, in the late autumn or winter of 1829, when I used to follow the harriers across Brighton Downs, I several times saw, and now and then rode side by side with, a very peculiar, odd-mannered gentleman who bent forward as he galloped, and was generally talking to his horse, quite audibly, as well as patting his neck. It struck me that somewhere in this wide world I had seen him before, but I could not remember where. Feeling a little excited by my uncertainty and doubt, I spoke to William Stewart Rose, who guessed from my description of the gentleman that it must be Lord Lake. But, one morning, as I was reading some Italian book, and Rose was spouting Greek, ore rotundo, in his library, Dan Hinves came in and said: “Lord, sir! here’s Lord Dudley and Ward!” “Show his lordship in!” said Rose, and in came my acquaintance of Mount Soracte and of the Downs. Nine or ten years make a great difference in any man, whether he be young or old; but most, if the elder be not past the “mezzo cammin,” in a youth. His lordship could not have recognized me, but I must say that I was excusable in not recognizing him, for he was sadly and fearfully altered and changed, far more than the mere progress of time would account for. He had been ill, excited and perplexed by the duties of office as Foreign Secretary; and for some time he had betrayed symptoms of the unhappy malady
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which made him the object of a keeper’s care, and which not long after this brought him to his grave.

But when Rose had presented me, and had said a few kind words about me, I recalled to his lordship the Soracte meeting, and spoke of a few other things which brought me back to his recollection, and upon this he cordially greeted me. We fell, à la Rose, into desultory and very cheerful talk, in which, with a few intervals of abstraction, Lord Dudley took his fair part. We talked so long that Dan Hinves came in to announce our early dinner. “Rose,” said his lordship, “will you let me stay and partake of your polenta or minestra? I am amused where I am, and don’t know how much I may be bored where I may go, if I leave you.” My host was delighted at the proposition. Here this man of high rank, of eminent wit, of social qualities, and of enormous wealth, made a confession which struck me and which has haunted my mind ever since, greatly to the disparagement of our stiff, formal, London society, that he hardly knew a man to whom he could invite himself to dinner, and that he knew only two or three houses where he could drop in to tea, or even ask for a cup of tea, without being invited. This was said at the end of 1829. Have we mended these matters since then? In the evening, Mr. Hallam dropped in, and the conversation, as befitting a grave historian, became more serious.

But here I was sorry to see that Lord Dudley became more abstracted and at times quite flighty. As I was putting on my cloak and wrapper to walk home with him, Hinves whispered in my ear: “Take care, zur, for he is queer in the head.”

Rose, who had known him intimately for very many years, had a great affection and quite as much admiration for the man; and, like Mr. Hallam and other friends of his lordship, he hoped and seemed to believe that Lord Ward’s infirmity would stop
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short at excessive eccentricity, and that he might live to exercise his liberality and munificence to the fulness of years. “His
mother,” Rose would say, “has always been far more eccentric than he, yet she has reached a good old age, and still paints her cheeks, goes into society, and drives about the world in a coach and four. There is great generosity of heart, as well as cleverness of head, about Ward. He seemed destined to be a first-rate writer, and a first-rate statesman. George Canning always spoke of him as one of the cleverest men of the day. You remember he was Foreign Secretary under the Canning administration, and so continued under Lord Goderich. If, to make a good Foreign Secretary, a profound acquaintance with the Law of Nations, a statesmanlike view and grasp of political affairs, a wonderful ability in drawing up State papers, and a thorough sincerity and honesty of purpose would have been enough, then Ward would have been the very best Minister who ever presided in Downing Street; but, poor fellow, he early betrayed an infirmity that could not fail of being fatal to a Minister and diplomatist: he thought aloud, and would involuntarily give vent to what was passing in his mind, no matter where the place or what the audience. At times, these loud uttered thoughts were delivered without the least regard to les bienséances, not merely of diplomacy, but of general society. To me the effect was ludicrous, but to graver men it was often awful.” Rose gave no illustrations of this; but he afterwards told me the following anecdote: When the Goderich Administration was dissolving in its own intrinsic weakness, but before the fact was apparent to the enlightened public, or known to the Foreign Legations in London, his lordship, as Minister, gave a grand diplomatic dinner, at his most elegant house in Park Lane. He did the honours admirably, he enlivened the conversation with flashes of wit and keen observation, but towards the close of the repast
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he fell into one of his fits of abstraction; and then, at the head of his table, with the Ambassadors of Austria, France, Russia, and the Plenipos, Ministers, and Envoys of all the world sitting at the board, he thus spoke aloud what was passing through his mind: “I will resign. I know I must. By G——d! we must all go out! It is all up with Goody! Not a move to make, not a leg to stand upon!” The Corps Diplomatique stared at one another, with all their eyes, in mute astonishment.

One night at Brighton, when his lordship was no longer in office, he gave a dinner-party, and was collected and exceedingly pleasant till the dessert, when a servant brought in a note, and delivered it to the Count de C., a Frenchman, who was of the party. Without thinking of, or perhaps without knowing, the English formula, “Will you permit me?” the Count opened the letter and began to read it. Upon this the host rose, snatched the paper from his hand, and put it in the fire. His guests, mostly English, were “struck of a heap,” consternated, and the more so as the Count was a fire-eating, duelling fellow, and was now in a towering passion. Ward’s friends intervened, but in order to restore peace they were obliged to make the painful confession that his lordship was liable to temporary aberrations of the intellect. Not long after this incident, as Rose and I were going slowly up the London Road, towards Preston, his lordship overtook us, flanked Rose, and fell into pleasant talk. Rose was not riding Velluti, as it was evening, not morning, and we were going to dine at old General Calcraft’s; but had he been on his donkey, it would have been all the same to Dudley and Ward. We had a very, very short way to go, but before we achieved the distance, a carriage drawn by four posters, and having within it a lady and gentleman, rapidly met and passed us. “So!” said Lord Ward, thinking to himself, “here comes Lady Holland and her atheist!” “Is it indeed Lady
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Holland?” said Rose. “Yes, her ladyship and
Mr. Allen,” replied Lord Ward. “I have heard of a great lady never travelling without her chaplain—but an atheist!” said Rose. “Atheist?” said his lordship, “did I say atheist? Well, the thought rushed through my mind, and perhaps I was not so far wrong, for, if Allen is not an atheist, he is a philosopher of the Edinburgh school of the fag-end of the last century; and that comes pretty much to the same thing.” I would not speak of hatred or malice, of which I believe poor Lord Ward to have been incapable, but to Lady Holland and to Allen, Lord H.’s Magliabecchi, provider, and crammer, his aversion and dislike were intense, and he never took any care to suppress or conceal his feelings. Old Sir Samuel Shepherd and his niece, Miss Runnington, were at a picnic, in Mr. Lock’s park in the Harrow Road, and with many others were talking and laughing with Lord Ward, who was in the highest spirits and overflowing with wit and humour; but, on a sudden, he darted from them, jumped over a hedge, and disappeared. What was it? Nothing but Lady Holland approaching the spot where he had been, leaning on the arm of Mr. Allen.

He had not much more affection for old Sam Rogers than for her ladyship or Mr. Allen; he disliked him as a retainer and component part of Holland House, and for various other not very amiable peculiarities.

The banker-poet knew this, and hence this spiteful and untrue distich:
“They say Ward has no heart, but I deny it;
He has a heart, and gets his speeches by it.”
Old
Sam carried a dirk, and on occasion never failed to use it. As for heart, I do not believe he ever had the tithe of Lord Ward’s.

Although Hallam was an habitué of Holland House, his lordship had both esteem and affection
CHAP. XIV]GABRIELE ROSSETTI143
for him, and when his unhappy malady increased, when he was put under restraint, Hallam was one of the very few friends he would admit in his lucid intervals.

Next to Rose, this accomplished nobleman was, I think, about the best of our Italian scholars; he was deep in Dante, and spoke the bella lingua almost to perfection.

I remember how indignant he was at an insane attempt made by that Neapolitan improvvisatore and fugitive carbonaro, G. Rossetti, to turn the sublime language, imagery, and allusions of the “Divina Commedia” into the shibboleth, slang, or gergo, of secret, conspiring, political societies of the Middle Ages.

Lord Dudley and Ward had written one or two clever articles for the Quarterly Review. They were admirable, and attracted the more notice as being known to come from him; but John Murray, the proprietor, and old Gifford, the editor of the Review, had great difficulty in getting anything more out of him.

“My lord,” said King John, “if you had only been born a poor man, and were now forced to write for your living, like Southey, what a first-rate reviewer you would have made!”

“Thank you, Murray,” said his lordship, “but I think, on the whole, I would rather have the coal-pits and the peerage, than be that!

Fastidious he was, in many things; but I fancy that what this extraordinary man most abhorred was affectation, whether in woman or in man, and that his passion for the first Lady Lyndhurst in good part arose out of her total want of that rather common quality. Old Sam Rogers, who returned, with interest, his lordship’s antipathy and dislike, used to say that Ward himself was a “concrete of affectation.”

Not so; it was not affectation, but a most acute
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taste, and an innate, irrepressible oddity, strengthened no doubt by his malady; it was all natural to him; it was, in fact, his nature itself.

LORD DOVER

In the winter of 1832-33, a few months before his premature and lamented death, his lordship was staying at Brighton in very bad, and visibly very bad, health. His house was flanked on either side by a rich, pompous, party-giving citizen and citizeness. Those new Brighton houses were neither so comfortable nor so substantial as they looked outside; the partition walls between them were thin and porous to sound. One night, when he was very ill, his right-hand neighbour gave a grand soirée with a concert. There was no escaping the noise, and poor Lord Dover suffered from it. On calling upon him next morning, he said in his quiet manner: “I have had a bad night of it! I really believe that our next-door neighbour would give a ball and dance at his house, even if he knew I were in the very act of dying.” A few nights after this, when his lordship was still worse, and when that neighbour knew it, the man on his left did give a ball, a crowded and very noisy one, for it was full season at Brighton, and a Cavalry Regiment was in barracks, and all the officers who attended the ball waltzed and mazurkaed with their spurs on. I say that this christianly neighbour knew his lordship’s condition: he had been politely warned, though not by Lady Dover, or by any of the family. His answer was that “cards” had been issued, and that invitations could not be recalled. But who has lived in London, or in any “fashionable” or “respectable” quarter of it, without being made painfully sensible of the utter indifference of next-door neighbours? of the total disregard of No. 4 to the misery, agony, or death that may be passing at
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No. 3 on the one side, or at No. 5 on the other? The lower grades of society are higher in this regard: a poor tradesman will not have song and supper, romp and clatter, if he knows that there is death or dangerous sickness in the next house; and I think I have observed that the very poor, the hard-working classes, are thoughtful and delicate in such occurrences. I take it that the heartlessness of English society—if we have anything left that can be really called society—increases in exact proportion to the increase of pretension and love of display, and that it is in part owing to the insane desire of doing in brick-built street or terrace houses that which can be done properly only in palaces or detached stone mansions. If, as a nation, we have much to be proud of, verily we have much of which to be ashamed! Our pretension, our egotism, our common lack of ease and amiability, will not recommend us in the eyes of posterity, even though that posterity should be worse than ourselves—a case, to all appearance, very likely to occur.

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