The Ladies first—To Mrs. Novello.
Madam,—My patience is not so easily worn out as your
Wilfulship imagines. I allow you have seen me impatient of late on one subject; but
I beg you to believe I confine my want of philosophy to that single point. That is
the wolf in my harmony. On all other matters (a three-years-and-a-half’s
dilapidation excepted) you will find me the same man I was ever—half
melancholy and half mirth—and gratefully ready to forego the one whenever in
the company of my friends.
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Well, madam, and as to you. They tell me you are getting rich: so you are to suppose that during my silence I have been standing upon the dignity of my character, as a poor patriot, and not chosen to risk a suspicion of my independence. Being “Peach-Face,” and “Nice-One,” and missing your sister’s children, I might have ventured to express my regard; but how am I to appear before the rich lady and the Sultana? I suppose you never go out but in a covered litter, forty blacks clearing the way. Then you enter the bath, all of perfumed water, and beautiful attendant slaves, like full moons: after which you retire into a delicious apartment, walled with trellis-work of mother-of-pearl, covered with myrtle and roses, and whistling with a fountain; and clapping your hands, ten slaves more beautiful than the last serve up an unheard-of dinner: after which, twenty slaves, much more beautiful than those, play to you upon lutes; after which the Sultan comes in, upon which thirty slaves, infinitely more beautiful than the preceding, sing the most exquisite compliments out of the Eastern poets, and a pipe, forty yards long, and fresh from the Divan, is served up, burning with the Sultan’s mixture, and the tonquin bean. However, I shall come for a chop.
Dear Mr. Arthur,—I am called off in the midst of my oriental description, and have only time to say that I thank you heartily for your zeal and kindness in my behalf, and am sure Novello could not have chosen a second more agreeable to myself, whatever the persons concerned may resolve upon. I hope soon to shake you by the hand.