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Byron's Don Juan
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JOURNAL

OF THE

CONVERSATIONS

OF

LORD BYRON:

NOTED DURING A RESIDENCE WITH HIS LORDSHIP

AT PISA,

IN THE YEARS 1821 AND 1822.


BY THOMAS MEDWIN, ESQ.

OF THE 24TH LIGHT DRAGOONS,

AUTHOR OF “AHASUERUS THE WANDERER.”


LONDON:
PRINTED FOR HENRY COLBURN, NEW BURLINGTON STREET.
1824.


“People are always advising me,” said he, “to write an epic. You tell me that I shall leave no great poem behind me;—that is, I suppose you mean by great, a heavy poem, or a weighty poem; I believe they are synonymous. You say that ‘Childe Harold’ is unequal; that the last two Cantos are far superior to the two first. I know it is a thing without form or substance,—a voyage pittoresque. But who reads Milton? My opinion as to the inequality of my poems is this,—that one is not
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better or worse than another. And as to epics,—have you not got enough of
Southey’s? There’s ‘Joan d’Arc,’ ‘The Curse of Kehama,’ and God knows how many more curses, down to ‘The Last of the Goths!’ If you must have an epic, there’s ‘Don Juan’ for you. I call that an epic*: it is an epic as much in the spirit of our day as the Iliad was in Homer’s. Love, religion, and politics form the argument, and are as much the cause of quarrels now as they were then. There is no want of Parises and Menelauses, and of Crim.-cons. into the bargain. In the very first Canto you have a Helen. Then, I shall make my hero a perfect Achilles for fighting,—a man who can snuff a candle three successive times with a pistol-ball: and, depend upon it, my moral will be a good one; not even Dr. Johnson should be able to find a flaw in it!

“Some one has possessed the Guiccioli with a notion that my ‘Don Juan’ and the Don Giovanni of the Opera are the same person; and to please her I have discon-

* Only five Cantos of ‘Don Juan’ were written when I held this conversation with him, which was committed to paper half an hour after it occurred.

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tinued his history and adventures; but if I should resume them, I will tell you how I mean him to go on. I left him in the seraglio there. I shall make one of the favourites, a Sultana, (no less a personage,) fall in love with him, and carry him off from Constantinople. Such elopements are not uncommon, nor unnatural either, though it would shock the ladies to say they are ever to blame. Well, they make good their escape to Russia; where, if Juan’s passion cools, and I don’t know what to do with the lady, I shall make her die of the plague. There are accounts enough of the plague to be met with, from
Boccaccio to De Foe;—but I have seen it myself, and that is worth all their descriptions. As our hero can’t do without a mistress, he shall next become man-mistress to Catherine the Great. Queens have had strange fancies for more ignoble people before and since. I shall, therefore, make him cut out the ancestor of the young Russian, and shall send him, when he is hors de combat, to England as her ambassador. In his suite he shall have a girl whom he shall have rescued during one of his northern campaigns, who shall be in love with him, and he not with her.

“You see I am true to Nature in making the advances
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come from the females. I shall next draw a town and country life at home, which will give me room for life, manners, scenery, &c. I will make him neither a dandy in town nor a fox-hunter in the country. He shall get into all sorts of scrapes, and at length end his career in France. Poor Juan shall be guillotined in the French Revolution! What do you think of my plot? It shall have twenty-four books too, the legitimate number. Episodes it has, and will have, out of number; and my spirits, good or bad, must serve for the machinery. If that be not an epic, if it be not strictly according to
Aristotle, I don’t know what an epic poem means.”


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