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Prefatory Address
Chapter I
Chapter II
Chapter III
Chapter IV
Chapter V
Chapter VI
Chapter VII
Chapter VIII
Chapter IX
Chapter X
Chapter XI
Chapter XII
Chapter XIII
Chapter XIV
Chapter XV
Chapter XVI
Chapter XVII
Chapter XVIII
Chapter XIX
Chapter XX
Chapter XXI
Chapter XXII
Chapter XXIII
Chapter XXIV
Chapter XXV
Chapter XXVI
Chapter XXVII
Chapter XXVIII
Chapter XXIX
Chapter XXX
Chapter XXXI
Chapter XXXII
Chapter XXXIII
Chapter XXXIV
Chapter XXXV
Chapter XXXVI
Chapter XXXVII
Chapter XXXVIII
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Chapter I
Chapter II
Chapter III
Chapter IV
Chapter V
Chapter IV
Chapter VII
Chapter VIII
Chapter IX
Chapter X
Chapter XI
Chapter XII
Chapter XIII
Chapter XIV
Chapter XV
Chapter XVI
Chapter XVII
Chapter XVIII
Chapter XIX
Chapter XX
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Chapter XXII
Chapter XXIII
Chapter XXIV
Chapter XXV
Chapter XXVI
Chapter XXVII
Chapter XXVIII
Chapter XXIX
Chapter XXX
Chapter XXXI
Chapter XXXII
Chapter XXXIII
Chapter XXXIV
Chapter XXXV
Chapter XXXVI
Chapter XXXVII
Chapter XXXVIII
Chapter XXXIX
Chapter XL
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CHAPTER XXI.
A FLYING VISIT TO ENGLAND—1832.

January 2.—Kildare Street. We had a cordial household, hospitable time at Malahide—all old friends—the Talbots—the Evans of Portran, my old lover and friend, Edward Moore. The fine old Castle is always my delight. I finished my article on it, for the Metropolitan, in the old library, with a Grant of Edward IV. lying beside me, bearing his own signature. Drove to Howth Castle—more antiquities—promised Lady Howth we would dine and stay there next Thursday, then to General Cockburn’s for the rest of the holidays.

So enchanted to get back to our snuggery in Kildare Street, with all its warmth, comfort, and enjoyment. Those great castles are so cold and dreary, one has so many miles to walk between drawing and dressing-room that the contrast to my little china closet is very great, and then my agreeable droppers in, from three to five.

January 4.—A pleasant levee to-day, clever Mrs.
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Caulfield, and wild, but pleasant Edward Bligh; a tremendous set-to in politics.

January 5.—Working hard at old chronicles for my intended new novel, Grace O’ Mally.

January 16.—Went to see the lions and boa constrictor figuring away at the theatre, most wonderful! Martin played with the lion, or rather, the lion with him like a great Newfoundland dog romping with a child. Martin has been predestined by his temperament to tame savage beasts, and to be eaten by them some fine day.

January 24.—All going on cheerily, good company and good spirits, when arrived the last number of the Quarterly. The acrimonious spirit of old Gifford still survives, and all the bitterness and weakness it exhibited against me twenty years back, more violent than ever. Prince Pucklau Muskau’s vile book furnishes forth this new attack on me; the worst thing they can find to say against me is that my father was an actor, the miserable creatures!

January 27.—By-the-bye, this has been a merry week—a gay ball at Lady Kingsmill’s; yet a more brilliant assembly at the Marquis of Headford’s. I flirted with Sir Harcourt Lees, and Lambert of Beaupark, the high priests of Orangeism. One of them told me that the cicerone of the cathedral of Cashel, showing it to him the other day, said, “And here, sir, is the ould part, built by the pagans, and these statues were the pa-gods!”

Our new Archbishop Whateley has astonished, outraged, maddened the clergy by advising in his last
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sermon that some passages, and some only, be selected from the Bible and given to the people. They left the church in convulsions, exclaiming, “the Bible, the whole Bible, and nothing but the Bible!”

January 28.—Last night, sitting with the Earl of Rosse, he told me many strange stories, picked up when he was a child from his father, who lived to be a hundred. He described a ball at the great O’Moore’s, whore the company, exceeding the number of beds, the ladies lay down round the capacious hearth, their feet pointing towards the fire. An old woman came in with an immense quantity of woollen cloth, which she flung over them, and so they slept!

The “madder,” so often mentioned in Irish song, was a wooden tankard, made square; there were then no tools for turning. Wooden noggins and wooden dishes were universal; they are still much used in country parts.

When Lord Rosse was Sir Lawrence Parsons, he wrote some learned works on Irish antiquities; his son, Lord H. Oxmantown, is a great mechanician, he is now occupied on a telescope of great power.

February 1.—I began another new work to-day on The Ignorance of Women,—shall I ever finish any? I doubt it, the motive no longer exists, and perhaps, too, the working material is worn out—this frittering away of mind is very like it.

February 20.—The Whigs and the ministry going the way of all flesh; these mongrel Liberals will never do,—never did do.

Lord Grey’s speech on the enforcement of the tithe
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is conclusive.
Lord Plunkett is at the bottom of this one of the old set of Irish politicians, rompus et corrompus. Family aggrandisement is his great motive in all. Somebody said to old Norbury some time before he died, “It is odd that Plunkett cannot see his way clearly about the tithe.” “Sir,” said Lord Norbury, “he has the son in his eyes.”

Lord Plunkett is an acute, eloquent, and clear-sighted man, to the extent of his views; but they are not extensive. His politics are simply, rigorously British, not European.

Lord Grey is the screw loose.

February 27.—Parties and balls galore this last week—no need to specify.


March 23.—Ever since my last entry, “with darkness compassed,” shut up, a dark room, a horrid state, a tax upon those whose charity leads them to come to me. The kind Talbots carry me off to Malahide on Saturday.

April 8.—The other day I took a party to see Malahide Castle. As Lady Chapman’s carriage had been broken at a soirée the night before, I drove her in my phaeton. Compare this with my début in Dominic Street, when I went to be hired as a governess! I did the honours of the castle in my old quality of Custoda.

We had an excellent luncheon, and we came home loaded with flowers and vegetables, à l’ordinaire. In short, nobody can grow old more agreeably than I do; I sit with the picture of the immortal Ninon de L’En-
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clos hanging over my head, a sort of votive shrine raised to the art of remaining young through mind, when youth has passed away!

I am getting on with the learned opening of my new book on Woman.

April 19.—The cholera is making fearful strides among the filthy dens of the wretched lower orders! many of the higher are panic-stricken.

May 17.—Tory ministry out! just as Lord Anglesey was packing off.

What emotions this event has raised in my mind! and what an interval! Yesterday—Europe—mankind seemed thrown back on the horrors of past and dark ages; and now they are not only restored, but advanced by centuries. I could not resist writing to Lord Anglesey. Here is a rough draft of my letter.

Lady Morgan to Lord Anglesey.
May 17, 1832.
My Dear Lord,

In moments of great commotion and great emotion, all forms of etiquette must yield to the expressions of strong feeling which acknowledge no masters of ceremonies. My husband and I were at the Park a day or two back, to pay you our deep regret at your leaving. To-day, under a far different excitement, I venture to obtrude the expression of our congratulations on the greatest triumphs that freedom and knowledge ever obtained over despotism and bigotry. England is saved, and great and good men again take
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those high positions in which they may best serve the interests of mankind. Of course, your excellence is left with us to revive hopes for Ireland, who, like a capricious mistress, although she may sometimes bouder, the object of her passion has no desire to change.

I am, my dear Lord,
With sincere respect and congratulations,
Your Excellency’s devoted subject,
Sydney Morgan.

I have just had a letter from Moore, proving that it is equally true of one who becomes rich, as of a poet, that he must be nasciter non fit.

Thomas Moore to Lady Morgan.
May 24th, 1832.
My dear Lady Morgan,

At the time I received your letter, I was not very well able to answer it, and, indeed, till within these two days, have felt by no means well, or like myself. I am, however, now much better. I have been in correspondence, during part of the time, with your friend of the Metropolitan, Captain Marryatt, and if the most cautious and flattering liberality, on his part, added to your kind persuasions, could have made a contributor or editor of me, I should have been one at this moment. But I hate to be tied; it is this, far more than what you call my aristocratic (God help me) prejudices, which makes me reject so often the golden
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bait flung at me. If I were to judge, indeed, of the state of literature from my own experience, I should say it never was more prosperous, as I have actually turned away from my door (as the shop-keepers say) fifteen hundred guineas and a thousand pounds a year within the last three months; all the time, too, wanting money most pinchingly. From what you said in your letter I took for granted that
Campbell had intimated some intention of abdicating the editorship; but this I find not to be the case, and if I were ever so disposed to accept of the chair, I should shrink from the slightest step, on my part, that could be construed into a wish to supplant him. I lament to hear of his present state, but he has been a noble fellow. You will think it looks very-like contributorship when you come to see some verses of mine announced for the next number of the Metropolitan; but, besides my wish to show, by some trifling mark, how much I felt the kindness both of Captain Marryatt and Dr. Saunders, these verses were of a kind that would not keep, being a good deal circulated, or, at least, shown about by those who are interested in them, and, therefore, likely to get into print. All I have told you about shop business here is for your private self alone; for, though vain enough, God knows, at being praised so much higher than I am worth, I think it, in general, not right to proclaim the particulars of my negociations with the bibliopolists.

Give my best regards to Morgan,

And believe me, very truly yours,
Thomas Moore.
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May 27.—A bright summer morning. Morgan took up his guitar at breakfast, and began to frédoner La Biondina, in Gondoletta, and an hour afterwards, under the combined influence of sunshine and green tea, Morgan, who is in as high health and spirits as I am out of both, ran up to my dressing-room, where I was prosing over my Women of the Church, with a handful of MS. music “See what I have composed,” said he, and laying it down on my tiresome writing-desk, he played and sang a pretty cavatina.

May 28.—I am suffering beyond all conception from want of air and exercise. My house is small and confined; there is no thorough air, and I am never allowed to open a window to obtain it. When summer comes, Dublin is a dreary desert inhabited only by loathsome beggars, and I feel suffocated; I complain, and think and say, “this is a hard fate.” My complaints are met with ridicule and vehement argument—sometimes with harshness; they are not borne with, because their cause is not felt, and all that makes my misery makes the happiness of one who, by law and custom, is the master of my actions, while books and easy chairs make up his whole wise scheme of happiness! All he says may be true, and I may be wrong; it may be weakness, caprice, an appetite for excitement; but still it is misery, and there is no reasoning with sensation. Men feel this, and plead it for the indulgence of their own whims—poor woman is commanded to suffer, and be silent, if she is so weak or wicked as to have no control over her sensations. This has been and will be my little personal narrative in secula secularam.

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[There is the following note at the bottom of this page of the diary, which is an amusing commentary on the above. October 29, 1832.—Looking back on this page, I can scarcely believe I am the person who wrote it; for now I am in high health and spirits, and in great vigour of body and mind. My trip to England, and air and exercise, have restored the balance of affection between us!]

London, July 1.—I thought I was past all enjoyment; but well may I enjoy so cordial and gracious a reception from all my old and new London friends. These pleasant and fresh apartments in St. James’ Place, close to the parks, and within reach of everything that is best, is very enlivening. My visitors begun at ten o’clock this morning—authors, publishers, booksellers, and artists; afterwards, some new and old cronies—Campbell, Captain Marryat, Bulwer, Dilke, and Wentworth Dilke; Lardner, Miss Sheridan, Sir M. Shee, Valpy, and Bentley; then in the afternoon, Ladies Charleville and Charlemont, Lady Stepney and others. This is pretty well for one day. Perhaps what is most delightful of all, is to find the old friends I had early made in my youth still at their post. Lord Nugent was one of my visitors, and more agreeable than ever.

I was carried off to the parks and zoological gardens, by Mrs. Webster, and have now a late eight o’clock dinner to dress for. In short, this is a second spring, an after crop!

July 2.—Yesterday, a charming dinner made for me at Mr. Dilke’s. Amongst many celebrities, Hood (of the Comic Annual) a very grave person, looking
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the picture of ill-health, was presented to me.
Morgan quite happy—good music in the evening. The cordial hostess, full of kindness—pretty house—full of good pictures and old curiosities.

Lady Cork still in town, still well disposed, but is so bent on getting up a dinner, that all her lingering forces are summed up in that.

Mrs. Charles Gore, the authoress of the thousand and one fashionable novels (her last, Pin Money), and a very successful writer; is herself, a pleasant little rondelette of a woman. I found her something of my own style. When I went to pay her a visit, I found her preparing for a dinner party in a pretty little bit of a boudoir house; we talked and laughed together as good-humoured women always do, and agreed upon many points. She made some clever hits. Trelawney, D’Orsay, and some other brilliant villains were to have been presented to me to-day, but I was out when they called.

I have little time to write my journal, and so merely jot down people and things as a reminder. As thus: Lady Aldborough has just been—wonderful still—her own hair, graceful figure, and such a toilet!! her wit (un peu trop fort) most racy, she might almost be my mother!!

The following note from Countess Guiccioli is very interesting in its broken English; she had not yet become a great lady at the French court, nor taken up the dropped stitches of her “respectability.”

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The Countess of Guiccioli to Lady Morgan.
July 9th, 1832.
[With Lord Byron’s hair and autograph.]

The Countess Guiccioli presents her compliments to Lady Morgan, and sends to her some lines of Lord Byron’s hand-writing, together with some hairs of him. She adds to that a ringlet of her own hair, only because Lady Morgan asked it. But she cannot do that, without a sort of remords, as it was a profanation to put together in the same shrine so holy relics with so trifling a thing as it is; for the rest, the few lines of Lord Byron’s writing hand are directed to the Count Gamba, Countess Guiccioli’s father, and are written in a playful style, as he did frequently, and always when he talked about the laziness and not extraordinary cleverness of his minister, Mr. Sega.

The Countess Guiccioli wishes and hopes that a better opportunity will be presented to her, in order to show how high is her esteem and admiration for the illustrious and amiable Lady Morgan.

August 16.—At last arrived at the original part of our pilgrimage, Leamington! found it a twaddle—people taking physic to slow music, and returning to quick; but oh, for Warwick Castle! and Guy’s Cliff! enchanting! My old flirt in my priory days, “the lord of the castle,” was not at home; the Bertie Percys were, and they were all kindness and hospitality.

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August 30.—We are now back to dull, dusty Dublin; we have been to pay our respects to the vice-royalties, and saw Lord Anglesey and Lady Mary Paget, and had a long and pleasant confab. Lord Anglesey said, “will you dine with me to-day, to-morrow, or Monday.” We said, “Monday, if it suits your Excellency.” Lord Anglesey.—“Who will you have to meet you?” I was going to say, “Pat Costello and Dan O’Connell;” but thought that would be too agreeable, so, said, “your Excellency’s family.” Lord Anglesey.—“Oh, poh, you must have somebody!” At this moment, in came Mr. Secretary Stanley. Lord Anglesey said, “You shall have him.” Stanley bowed and smiled, and so it is settled we dine at the Phœnix on Monday.

Tuesday.—Our dinner was rather triste, dull, and fine. Lord Anglesey not in spirits, one of his bad days.

Lady Morgan piqued herself on her influence over the young men of her circle. She always endeavoured to rouse them from their desultory habits of amusement, to a sense of their duties as land owners and Irishmen.

October 25.—I have just got a fine new cloak, and am so smart! Went to Riversdale, to see Lady Guy Campbell in it. [Lady Guy Campbell was the daughter of Lord and Lady Edward Fitzgerald.] She had just got a picture of her old granny, Madame de Genlis, and of her mother, Pamela, which had belonged to the ladies of Llangollen, and which I put her in the way of getting.

Lady Guy Campbell told me some curious anecdotes
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of her mother’s birth. She has no doubt that
Pamela was the daughter of Egalité and Madame de Genlis, and she told me that she has a paper signed by them both, being a contract of adoption of the child Pamela by both. She recollects an angry dispute between her mother (Lady E. Fitzgerald), and Madame de Genlis, when the latter said, “ne vous vantez pas d’être ma fille vous ne êetes pas.” “Pardi” replied Pamela. “Il n’y a pas de quoi s’en vanter!” Pamela was born whilst Madame de Genlis was in the West Indies. She sent for the child to London to speak English with Mademoiselle D’Orleans, and Lady Edward said that when she arrived in her little English Red Riding Hood cloak, Madame de Genlis was sitting with the D’Orleans family, and surrounded by the court. The child looking about it, and astounded by so fine a party, flew to Madame de Genlis’s arms, whom she had never seen since she was a baby. “Such was her sagacity,” said Madame, “that she knew me from my reputation!”

I see a great likeness in the upper part of Lady Campbell’s face to Madame de Genlis; but en beau, very pretty from expression and movement of countenance. The King of France was present at her mother’s marriage with Lord Edward Fitzgerald, at Tournai; he was then the Duke de Chartres, and Fitzgerald was in Dumouriez’s army.

November 2nd.—Just returned from Bray Head, its delicious scenery, and its beneficent mistress. But what a neighbourhood to live in with its cagoteries! What society! all effete races worn out. The very
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air breathes Methodism, and every tree looked like a preacher. I walked in the sweet Dargle, but not before the evangelical gate-keeper received half-a-crown from Mrs. P—— for letting us into Powerscourt. I went to Holly Brook to see my old friend and
Livy’s old schoolfellow (Lady Hudson still deep in mourning for her favourite child, Sir Robert); I was delighted with Holly Brook. The old tottering mansion full of the tippling memory of Robin Adair. His glass, half a yard high and half a yard round, was shown to me, and his drinking bout with a Scotchman related. The low, dark room is covered with divine pictures. Lady Hudson was Miss Nevil. We have often spent our holidays together.

William Plunket (the hon. and reverend), who sat beside me at dinner to-day, at Bray Head, told me he had been with his father, Lord Plunket, at Holland House, which was almost their home when in London. “One day,” he said, “we were the only guests at Holland House, when Prince Talleyrand came in.” “Where do you think I come from?” he demanded of Lord Holland. A hundred vain guesses were made. “Well, then, from dining and passing the day tête-à-tête with Jeremy Bentham.”

I have often thought of this tête-à-tête. How could they understand each other? The extremes of sensibility and insensibility, of honesty and roguery—philosophy and philanthropy against diplomacy and villany!!!

November 28th.—Just returned from Lord Cloncurry’s, a vastly gay party for Lyons. “Dear Lady
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Morgan” and her “agreeability,” all the rage once more. Why? Dio lo so! Why did she lose her popularity? I know not. Take the world as it runs, it is never worth a thought; whims, passions, interests, any thing but feeling, truth, reason.
Lord Brabazon was deputed my cavalier—a cold, sensible, travelled, electioneering young gentleman, far better than his race. I was thought quite charming! “Adieu, dear Lady Morgan, and may you long continue the agreeable creature you are now!” The other day only, “the agreeable creature” was toute au contraire!

November 30th.—Met a poor starved beggar child, and gave him a penny. “Och, the Lord pour a blessing on your honour!” “And how does your poor mother live?” I said, among other things. “Och thin, by ating cowld victuals, marram!”

By-the-bye, this reminds me of a blessing I once received from an old beggar woman, to whom I had given a sixpence. “Och thin! the Lord bless yer sweet honour, and may every hair of yer head be a mould four, to light yer sowl to glory!” What an imaginative race they are,(!) would sixpence ever have stimulated an English beggar to such an invocation!

A note from Mrs. Hemans, endorsed by Lady Morgan, “she would and she would not.”


The friendly relations of Mrs. Hemans with Lady Morgan were maintained to the last. Lady Morgan’s high spirit delighted and attracted the more delicate and reserved lady.

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Mrs. Hemans to Lady Morgan.
December 3rd, 1832.
Dear Lady Morgan,

I would have come to you for pleasure on Saturday evening, but nothing that is not brilliant ought to enter your boudoir, and my eyes and intellect grow so dim together as evening approaches, that I could only take the refuge of an owl, in the shade. To-morrow evening, not for business, but for pleasure, I will come if I can; but I must tell you how I am situated. A gentleman was engaged to pass the evening here, and I must either beg your leave to make him my escort, or give him his congé till another time. If neither of these expedients will do, you must again kindly excuse me, You are very good for including my little artist in your invitation; the last time I called upon you, I brought with me some of his drawings from the antique to show you; I will beg your acceptance of one, should you think it worth receiving, the next time I have the pleasure of seeing you.

Believe me,
Dear Lady Morgan,
Very truly yours,
Felicia Hemans.

December 6th.—So ends my hospitalities for the year 1832. The thousand details necessary for getting up a recherché dinner with few servants is Herculean labour,
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and, besides, I have to empty my room for space, and yesterday I had upholstery to put up myself, and pictures to move and change, and poor old Mrs. Casey broke down from nervousness (or whiskey) in the kitchen, and I had to dress half the dinner myself, which every body allowed was supreme, particularly my matelote d’anguille, and my dinde farci à la daube! It matters little how great dinners are dressed, but small ones should be exquisite, or not given at all.

To-morrow we dine with the gay young Vaughans in Merrion Square (he is brother to Lord Lisburne). We are to be few and merry. Last Monday we dined at the P——’s, and were many and dull. Society here is all bad: dearth of mind, and want of Europeanism everywhere, to say nothing of party faction and religious acrimony. Miserable country!

December 10.—Yesterday we were at an amateur concert, at the castle. Lord Anglesey and I fell to discourse as usual—politics and badinage. The Duke of Leinster played his “big fiddle,” and looked happy and amiable, and after each act, pottered about, gathering together the music, settling lights, and, in short, enacting the part of “property man” in a theatrical orchestra to the life.

I had the pleasure of taking my two girls with me after a long dispute and struggle (and a little intrigue) with their mother as usual.

December 14th.—Dined last evening at Mr. Stanley’s, the Secretary of State, Phœnix Park. A large official party. It would have been a heavy one, but I put my shoulder to the wheel, and away it went! It turned
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out a most joyous good humoured party. Stanley was sharp and mordant, though agreeable.

He said in the midst of a silence, with a half sneer on his face, “Oh, Lady Morgan, you are a great Irish historian, can you give me a census of the population of Ireland in the reign of Henry II.”

I affected confusion, and said, “Well, no, Mr. Stanley, not accurately; but may I presume to ask you what is the census of the English people in the reign of William IV.?”

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